Difference Between The Rich And The Poor

Wanna know the difference between the rich and the poor?

The Rich

Rich man carries his pretty girlfriend with his awesome motorbike

The Poor

Poor man carries his pity goat with his awful bike!


The Rich

Rich doggie sleeping on the couch

The Poor

Poor doggie begging on the stool!

How To Get Rich Fast part 2

I feel that i really have lots of good luck lately. After "received" a hefty sum of US$3.5 MILLION from the US Ambassador to Nigeria (please read my earlier posting, How To Get Rich Fast part 1), i received a special email from South Africa. Guess what? I have won a star prize of US$2,754,000.00 from Red Kings Online Promotions!

Do you want to know my secret on how to win this online contest? Please continue read on.....

From:
"THOMAS SMYTH"
To:
undisclosed-recipients

Red Kings Online Promotions
Eastern-Cape, 8001
South Africa .

Congratulations!!!! "You have won US$2,754,000.00 from Red Kings Online
Promotions

For Claiming, Urgently call or contact;
Mr. Thomas Smyth
Tel +27105002219 fax +27112197387

E-mail:payoffice@redkingonlinepromo.com

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

We wish you success in our Red Kings Online Promotions Claiming Online
Promotions/Email Internet Program made today.

Your Email Address was attached to Ticket No: 34, 11, 43,27,29,06 Drew the Lucky
No: 05-17-22-26-55-38 Bonus 44 from 800,000 Email Addresses consequently won in
the 2nd Category. You have therefore been approved to claim a Star Prize of
$2,754,000.00 in cash credited to File No: 6712314/ZAR/2010. Below is your
Winning Details;

Reference No: 12-15-19-27-39/MOP/2010
Batch No: 5-6-4/21/MOP/2010
Amount Won: US$2,754,000.00

For more information about your winning, please visit our home page.

"The Validity period of the winnings is (10) Working Days, of your reply to the
Agency; hence you are expected to make your claims immediately, any claim not
made before this date will be returned as UNCLAIMED."

To claim your winning prize, you are to contact the appointed agent for the
immediate release of your winnings:

Red Kings Online Promotions
(Mr. Thomas Smyth)
Tel+27105002219 fax +27112197387
E-mail: payoffice@redkingonlinepromo.com


Congratulations'' once again from all our Staff and thank you for being part of
our Promotions Program.

Yours Truly,
Mrs. Carolyn A. Taylor
Promotions Manager

Red Kings Online Promotions Online Promotions
Eastern Cape , South Africa
Copy Right (C) 2010
(Reg No: 2000/003778/2010)


* Funny is that i do not even know anything about this Red Kings Online Promotions Program!!

How To Get Rich Fast part 1

It seems that everyone wants to get rich. Books have been written on this subject, classes have been taught on easy way to get rich, rich people advices on how to get rich, and many other methods that "guarantee" to get rich fast.

I somehow rather got a really interesting email from US Ambassador Office recently informing me that i would have USD3.5 million upon payment of USD155.00 for registration cost.

Anyone interested? Please read on...

US AMBASSADOR OFFICE
11 GARIK ROAD LAGOS
LAGOS, NIGERIA

DEAR BENEFICIARY ,

FROM THE US AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA

BE INFORMED THAT I HAVE RESOLVED WITH THE NIGERIA PRESIDENCY TO DELIVER THE SUM OF US$3.5M BEING THE INTEREST FUND ACCRUED FROM YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FUND.

I SHALL BE COMING TO THE UNITED STATES FOR AN OFFICIAL MEETING BY NEXT WEEK AND I WILL BE BRINGING YOUR CONSIGNMENT CONTAINING THE FUND WHICH HAS BEEN PACKAGED AND SEALED IN YOUR FAVOR BUT THIS TIME I WILL NOT GO THROUGH CUSTOMS BECAUSE AS A US AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA, I AM A US GOVERNMENT AGENT AND I HAVE THE VOTER POWER TO GO THROUGH CUSTOMS.I AM SCHEDULED TO HAVE A BRIEFING WITH THE SECRETARY OF STATES BY NEXT WEEK.

YOU SHOULD SEND YOUR CELL PHONE NUMBER AND THE ADDRESS WHERE YOU WANT ME TO BRING THE CONSIGNMENT PACKAGE . YOU HAVE REALLY PAID SO MUCH AS I WAS MADE TO UNDERSTAND AND THAT IS WHY I HAVE PERSONALLY INTERVENED . YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY PERSON BECAUSE I SHALL BE BRINGING IT MYSELF AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
YOUR PACKAGE(US$3.5M } MUST BE REGISTERED AS AN AMBASSADORIAL PACKAGE FOR ME TO DEFEAT ALL ODDS AND THE COST OF REGISTERING IT IS $155.00.

THE FEE MUST BE PAID IN THE NEXT 50 HOURS VIA WESTERN UNION SO THAT ALL NECESSARY ARRANGEMENT CAN BE MADE BEFORE TIME WILL BE AGAINST US.

YOU SHOULD SEND THE FEE DIRECTLY TO THE CARGO REGISTRATION OFFICER WITH THE INFO BELOW.

NAME ------------- IFEANYI ONUOHA
ADDRESS -------- # 4 SUN ROAD, LAGOS NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION ----- TO WHO
TEXT ANSWER ------- AN
AMOUNT-------------$ 155.00

MY TRIP WILL BE BY MID WEEK AND I EXPECT YOU TO COMPLY BEFORE THEN SO THAT THE DELIVERY CAN BE COMPLETED. IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, THEN IT WILL NOT BE MY FAULT IF YOU DO NOT RECEIVE YOUR CONSIGNMENT PACKAGE.

TREAT AS URGENT,

MR. TERENCE .P.MCCULLEY
US AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA
Email*( office.ambassador@yahoo.com.hk)

What do you think? Too good to be true, right?
Do feel free to comment. TQ.